Captain's Log Star Date I don't know.
My humans are acting odd. I am not sure what is going on. I have a new bed. Why did I need a new bed? And they have been allowing the little humans to play in the new bed. Human germs. Icky.
The Baby Carrier keeps looking at me lovingly and saying "I am not sure how I can do this for three weeks" but the Food Provider just says "He will be fine." Who is this He they are referring to?
The Baby Carrier also asks me "Where is your passport?" What is this "passport" she refers to and why would I need it? I know that Jason DeRulo talks about his passport having lipstick stamps. That sounds good to me.
The Food Provider has made several surprise visits to my house during the day. I am both happy and shocked by this. Why do my humans come to visit me when it is their time off? They should be off enjoying their rest while they are not taking care of me. When the Food Provider comes home, he puts me in my voyager and we go to see my good friend and loyal advisor, Dr. Bond. There I receive lots of treats and rubs, and sometimes I am poked my a long needle. I can only assume this is my advisor giving me something to protect me from the human germs, especially those of the little humans. They are interesting creatures.
The littlest human keeps giving me hugs and saying "good boy." I demand that he refers to me as Captain, but he clearly does not understand.
The medium human tells the Baby Carrier that he is quite worried about my trip.
Wait. What?
Trip?
What is this "trip?"
Are we going to Lick Creek Park?
Are there bunnies there?
I will continue to keep my subjects apprised of the happenings in my home. Until then...
Dodge out.
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